I heard John Kerry say he was gonna come over there and destroy Captain Honeytoast if
he was elected.How do you respond to that?
It's better than having that dumb ass George Bush as president.
I heard that The Rock and Stone Cold are jealous of Captain Honey Toast and intend to
jump him in a parking lot. What are his plans for back up if that's true???
The Rock and Stone Cold are queers. They like to wrestle around with each other in the underwears, so I seriously
doubt they can kick my ass. But I will do this, I will take some toothpicks stab The Rock in the eye. Then while
Stone Cold is crying because I stabbed his lover I will import a kangaroo and have it kick the shit out of him, and that will
be the end of those queers.
I heard The Olsen twins were talking MAD SHIT about Captain Honeytoast. "I'll toast his
honey!" What's Captain Honeytoast plan to do in this situation?
Here is what I plan on doing. I will buy a giraffe, ride it to their house. Then I will get off the giraffe,
and when them bitches come out of their house, I will challenge them to a hippopotamus race. If they win then I will
be forced to let them spank me. Oh but if I win, they're in for a night of clipping my toenails, mowing my lawn, washing
my pirate car (pic coming soon), massaging my knees, cleaning my hook and pillow fighting, all while I throw chickens
at them and, oh yeah, and they are naked.
